Yes. I did eat the bourbon balls two years ago and I thought they were delicious. So, like any other food I like, I decided to stuffed my mouth with the deliciously goodness that I had discovered in the fridge. The first year I found them, they were in a tin box. In the tin box, there was a note that said "DO NOT TOUCH!!!" I didn't know what they were all I knew was that there were about 100 little chocolate balls in the fridge. They did taste funny but figured that it was some nice like European chocolate that my mom had used to be all fancy and stuff. Later my mom found out and she was angry. I talking about like flames in her eyes, smoke coming out of her ears, and spitting fire. My mom asked me why I had still ate some even after I saw the note. I told her that I didn't remember why. Although, I did remember, but you think I was going to tell her then??? What I really thought was that they really thought a note would stop me from eating the balls??? Please... like the bourbon balls had some like Jedi shield around them.
The next Christmas my mom made the bourbon balls again. She put them in them in the same tin box in the fridge. Talk about some serious déjà vu. Anyways, I ate them and my mom got all pissed off at me once again. But really, she thinks that if she leaves them out that I'm not going to eat them???
Now about the empty liquor bottle. She accused me!!! I mean really, eating bourbon balls and drinking an entire bottle of liquor are two completely different things! I like the balls but I DO NOT like alcohol just because of that. The bourbon balls have barely any bourbon in them anyways. For me to drink that entire bottle would mean that I was like an alcoholic or something. I'm surprised that she didn't consider that maybe the bottle had been emptied awhile ago.
On another note, I left for my dad's house yesterday. When I arrived my sister asked me if I would play with her. I said yes. She told me that she was the princess, my brother was the hero, and my dad was the king. And guess what she told me I was...... I was the dragon. Thanks sis. I'm feeling the love.
1 comments:
It seems the thought of the bourbon didn't even occur to you, and that's totally awesome from you and your friends. Very awesome!
Eating the bourbon balls not so awesome. I'd have been mad at anyone who ate all of something I had put a lot of time and effort into. Maybe you could help Mom make some extra.
You both definitely had points on this one, but calmness always gets a point across more efficiently.
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